Sick and tired of friends with flaws?
They borrow your stuff, talk behind your back, and steal your boyfriend.
Introducing the all new Aries2016, brought to you by the creators of Inflate-A-Friend.
The Aries2016 is the perfect drama free girlfriend. Years of scientific testing and social engineering have produced the friend who will never borrow your clothes, makeup or Mike.
Aries2016 comes with the patented Q.U.I.T (Quiet-U-I’m-Talking) Adaptor. This breakthrough technology allows Aries to snuggle while listening and yet offer no meaningless advice.
The Aries is medium sized, compact, portable and comes complete with a super soothing velvet grey coat, ideal for watching chick flicks.
What would you expect to pay for this once in a lifetime Friend….all your jewelry, your Gucci sneakers, or your autographed Justin Bieber cd?
But wait! If you call in the next 10 minutes we will upgrade your order to include the Aries2016 visitor alarm & greeter option at no additional charge.
Call today before your next boyfriend gets taken away.
Gilmer County Animal shelter
4152 Highway 52 E Ellijay Ga 30536 (706)635-2166
Hours Tuesday –Friday 1pm-4pm, Saturday 1pm-4pm
GILMER COUNTY, Ga. - A Gilmer County man has been sentenced to 60 years, with…
Bobcats Take Over After Halftime, Pull Away From Rival Fannin ELLIJAY, Ga. — For…
Meet Lonnie! He is approximately 3 ½ years old and a certified “good boy”! He…
Arrest report provided by the Gilmer County Sheriff’s Office requested by us. The Georgia Open…
ELLIJAY, GA — Gilmer opened the 2026 season with a statement Friday night, knocking off…
GILMER COUNTY, Ga. — Gilmer County has received approval to move forward with the installation…